Previously, the best way to go about getting into my Hello Kitty underwear was to crack open a bottle of Andre (extra classy AND economical) and throw Enter the Wu-Tang (vinyl, of course) on to the record player.
But that got tired for me…one two many headaches induced by pink champagne. And too many cheesy dudes without any interest in hip hop declaring, “I just bought this new record.”
Now the game has been upped: I’m going to require some Q-Tip level lyrical sensibility. Or at the very least, this song included on a high quality mix tape.
And lest you (yes, YOU) get any big ideas, I’m currently only accepting applications from ladies and rappers.
P.S. Check out YouTube for a higher quality (yet, non-embeddable) version of this video.
P.P.S. Is it just me, or is Q-Tip obviously co-opting my friend Zach’s steez? (Please consult fig. 1)